lunch-gun

sophia likes horsey rides. piggybacks she can take or leave, but she loves a grown up crawling on all fours. she might like the falling off better than the riding. she is the slowest eater i've ever seen, and i've seen some slow ones. maybe she's allergic to hot food. maybe she's just making a statement about the extent to which she intends to let hedonism guide her young life, as in,
--why should i hurry, what else am i supposed to be doing right now?
but seriously, she takes hours for lunch. that is so un-american. she need to take that stuff to paris. sophia in paris sounds rather sensible, in fact.