better half

mary is the world's greatest mommy. and dead sexy. and a splendid american.
i couldnt have done what she done with that boy and his bike. and not just on account
of my length. i would have been less heroically patient than mary, more content to just butt heads with
elias over our shared frustration, which wouldnt have been a good strategy owing to
him's wearin one o' them helmet hats. when mary first started taking them both out with training wheels and she on her feet,
she would wear a helmet too, to set a good example. that's called superlative parenting, boys and girls.
three cheers for my wife, america. seriously, put your hands together.